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 A while ago you saw an image that looked something like this

on the front page followed by Coming To a Computer Near You, September 19th

 Well I am here to say with much absurdity that that will infact not be the case.

 From a recent deliberation the following quote was collected

 "There's no talk of Pirates doing anything. We're not planning on doing anything. If anyone's holding their breath for a new Pirates Comic, they're going to turn blue and pass out. It's a long ways away, if it ever even happens. We don't even talk about it — none of us."

 While theres no one true apparent reason why the comic wont be seeing the light of day any time soon, perhaps these videos can help explain the thought process behind not wanting to continue with it. My thought process at least.

In essence, Pirates was supposed to be like this 

 But it ended up turning out like this

 

 

 I hope this can help the explanation of why you wont be seeing anything FNPirates related for a minute. 

Thank you all for your views and for your time, the site will stay up even though we are gone, so feel free to keep checking back. Who knows, maybe well even pull something out of our asses.

A response from Roloke
 
 I think one of the questions I get more often then almost anything about the last
comic is everyone wants to know, you know "whats my relationship with Chaos and Rook"
and I think even for people that wernt fans of FNPirates they all liked the idea that
we were all so close and that we were all running around being crazy. And I guess its
a tragedy that it ended up so bad.
 
You know, I remember I ran into this guy and he
was in a comic that broke up, and he goes "hey man do people ever come to you and say
hey, you know, you and FNPirates, when you getting back together?" and I was like
"Yeah" and he was like "Dont you hate it?" and I was like "Yeah, thats hard you know"
and he goes "makes you want to turn to that kid and say hey, when you getting back
together with those three guys you hung out with in high school you know? When you
going to? Why not? How Come? When? You know?"
 
And that's what its like you know, you
start a comic and your in high school and then when your 20 years old. And Id say
I wreckin, and I never use that word, but Id wreckin you change a lot more from 18 to
20 than you do from 10 to 18 probably, so its really hard to keep a comic together.
 
Thats
why something breaks up, because your just different people. You want different things
with different priorities. So when Pirates split up we just took different paths for a
while, and I'm sure well just come back and talk at some point, you know?

FNPirates was at the top of its game in one of the smallest comics in the world when
CoAuthor Roloke Vonspiler simply didn't want to do it anymore. It was the way that he
went about communicating it that upset Rook and 1187

From Chaos1187 -

Man, I don't know.
In the end, Roloke was just another person.
He would barely speak for himself anymore, he would only communicate over emails.
If he wanted something or needed something changed for whatever reason it would just
be me and Rook in IM reading Rolokes emails and that's all the talking he did at that
point. so. you know.

Even when he quit the comic he didn't even bother to do that, he just sent a text
message that basically said "I don't want to be in the comic anymore" "Ive changed
changed all my contact information and I don't want to talk to you guys" so.

I don't know what lead him to get to that point but. You know, after six months of
doing a comic together you'd think somebody would actually call themselves and...I
know its a difficult call to make but that's what men do, you know? You have to do that.
You have to do things the right way.