Roloke
"Ever Read The Watchmen? Its Like Justice Leuage But Dirty!"
Written by Roloke   
Thursday, 24 July 2008
I have! And someday Ill be cool enough to keep that kind of information quiet. And also not post about it on the internet. On a blog. On a site that I helped make. That makes penis jokes while including videogames.
 
Someday.
 
 
 
 

 
 
Internet Feeling Synopsis: E3 Week 2008
Written by Roloke   
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Nintendo = Suck
 
Batman = Sick
 
 Dr. Horrable = More Cool Than Youll Ever Be
 
I have now just saved  you a weeks worth of reading blogs and news sites
 
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Dear IGN Livewire
Written by Roloke   
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Start being like Gamespot
 
http://e3.gamespot.com/live.html?tag=event_nav;live 
 
RIP George Carlin
Written by Roloke   
Monday, 23 June 2008
1937 - 2008
 
 
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Its called Rock Band I Think
Written by Roloke   
Thursday, 12 June 2008
 
Roloke
Written by Roloke   
Monday, 09 June 2008
No longer a failure? The world shall see.
 
Rip Stage Six
Written by Roloke   
Sunday, 08 June 2008
Hello Stage Next
 
http://www.stage-next.com/
 
Possibly the first educational YTMND clip
Written by Roloke   
Friday, 30 May 2008
http://timbalandtempest.ytmnd.com/
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No one finds it amusing but me
Written by Roloke   
Friday, 30 May 2008
Cake: (sighs) "Greg, have you listened to the song? The singer kind of raps instead of singing, the drums sound just like us, they even have a trumpet player! At least we have one thing going for us. Their lyrics are just plain stupid."

Flobots: "Stupid?!"

Cake: "Yes, stupid. First, you really only need to say things once. Second, why do we care if you need a metronome if you're going to hit me with a missile by using a satellite?"

Flobots: "Four words. Short. Skirt. Long. Jacket."
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Ramblings of The Past
Written by Roloke   
Friday, 25 April 2008
Today we revisit the first appearence of the >=( face 
 
Mar 03, 2003
 
Chaos1187: hm
L337Roloke: whats hmm
Chaos1187: >=(
L337Roloke: what
Chaos1187: >=( >=(
L337Roloke: WHAT
Chaos1187: find me a roman picture
Chaos1187: :>=(
L337Roloke: why
Chaos1187: >>=(
L337Roloke: im not going to if you dont shut that fucking face up
Chaos1187: >=()
  337Roloke: fine
L337Roloke: no romans for you
L337Roloke: bitch
 
Live Lives; Lets Us Down
Written by Roloke   
Tuesday, 25 March 2008

A rough breakdown of the super neeto hierarchy goes something like this.

(hierarchy includes but is not limited to) 

Pirates

Anime

Squad Based World War 2 Nazis

Zombies 

Naturaly when reading the news of an English Anime-styled quasi squad based game set in the World War 2 timeline where you fight Nazi Zombies, we were ecstatic. That game is Operation Darkness .

After further investigation, we were upset to find that the game was for Xbox Live. This is yet another fine example of why its not cool to be single console oriented anymore, and why we hate Microsoft.

 
RIP Stage Six
Written by Roloke   
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
http://www.stage6.com/
 
2006 - 2008
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Heres To The Night
Written by Roloke   
Sunday, 24 February 2008
And so, that was the day Roloke realised he was an idiot
 
Pat That Pon
Written by Roloke   
Monday, 18 February 2008

 
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Lucy In The Sky With Melodyne
Written by Roloke   
Monday, 18 February 2008

Im a bit late posting this but oh well

What happens when you give a reality tv star access to a recording studio and a camera?

 The use of open domain stock sounds is especially exquisite

Listen close at the beginning and end and you can hear whats no doubt an homage to the Red Alert Tesla Coil!

 Theres also a fun mixing error at 0:41 but I don't think anyone finds it amusing but me.

 

 
A Problem Has Occurred
Written by Roloke   
Sunday, 17 February 2008

While working on one of the FNPirates many super secret projects, we were met with the greatest error of all time

 Check http://fnpirates.net/images/error.png for a full resolution look

 

 
The Public Speaks
Written by Roloke   
Saturday, 17 November 2007
For satire, we usually turn to comics to poke fun of todays culture. However, some times thats not enough. Some times, other forms of artistic distribution are fare more insulting.   
 
Veteran FNPirates enthusiasts know that the only other FNPirates in the media extravaganza was my email being read on Gamescoop. Well today IGN comes through again. The following is an oversized 1024 x 768 screen capture of the main page on IGN.com. My only regret is the lack of proof reading and not using a real username.
 
 
 The current ratings are 15 thumbs up to 12 thumbs down, lets see if we cant get both those numbers higher!


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